FEATURES

• Mirrored Reflective Lenses.
• For Regular or Wider Heads.
• Best Suited for Reaching New Heights.

IT’S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD

Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They’re aviator frames. But that doesn’t qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won’t slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!

1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
   *Not tested at hypersonic speed, butwere pretty sure.
3. ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL SPEED: An all-new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you’re crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP:Included with purchase.

SHE OOZES STYLE AND GRACE…

Nope, wait, that’s cheese.
She oozes cheese.